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[funkyboogalooo]

A garage I go to monthly has a lad who isn't very bright working for them. Well not so much a lad as he is in his 40's. He's a cracking bloke really nice but boy does he say some daft things. So much so they have kept a list going. I have weeded them out because some of them refer to local stuff and probably wouldn't make much sense.
See if you can keep a straight face, these are all true.

Whilst Talking to Paul, Tony and Mark..... Look its the 4 Amigos

Tony Hayden and Mark would make a right pair

The cops were there last night them the police came

In skittles we came 2nd runner up

Pointing at the £6.00 minimum invoice sign, how can you charge someone 3 quid for nothing

My old man had problems with the 4 kids the 2 girls and 1 boy

£2.00 each those bulbs thats a tenner for 4 of them

Where do you think pigs come from "bacon"

Ive got a water meter in my flat so if there was a leak I would smell it

Where there's a way there's a will

She's down Randall and Lynns... I have known then for 65 years

Was talking to a Pakistani woman last night... the Chinese twat

That bushwacker couldn't organise anything in a Pope

I don't wanna go up there everyday just once a night

He's got 5 kids to buy for then there's Anne, Steve and me thats 6

Singing "I wish it could be christmas every year"

How many people in the Jackson 5. 2

You have to believe it to see it

Talking about a Bond Bug, I wouldn't buy one of those if you gave it to me

Im have an extractor fan in my attic as I have "conversation" in it

Shall I chin him on the nose for you?

Only 2 days to go now Paul, Today,Thursday and Friday

[DBnathan]

lol some funny things said there